Category Archives: Crafts and Projects

Oreo Needs a Coop

Oreo has definitely outgrown her cardboard computer box/chicken coop.  She’s gotten used to her wings and flies out whenever she feels like it now…which is all the time.  We had to either drape a towel over the top or accept her following us around the house.  An upgrade was overdue, so it was off to Lowe’s for supplies.

There were quite a few design concepts discussed ranging from simple to extravagant.  Since I had the cash, simple won out.  Oreo is cute and all, but I still want to know what these organic eggs are costing us.  The chicken coop supplies were $53 bringing our total up to $83.  Of course, she’ll cost us more money in feed; chicks have to eat too.  But that should be it.  Chickens live off needs not wants – she needs food, water and shelter safe from the racoons.  Done!

To this point, we’re at $2.37 a carton.  That’s a conservative estimate based on the fact that she’ll produce between 200 and 250 eggs per year for two years.  To put it in a different number, I’m hoping for about 35 cartons. And for one last number, $53 really isn’t a whole lot of money to spend for a full family day.  A trip to Mote Marine and Selby Gardens would have cost us $51, and Ringling would have cost $60.  Yes, Oreo has been a good investment.

Soap Making with Bees

My obsession with soap continues.  Everything around me is a possible scent or dye.  My most recent inspiration came from a few wilting sunflowers.

The initial allure was the bright yellow color, but my next thought was that maybe it’ll be good for my skin.  If you don’t have allergies, pollen is seemingly good for you.  It’s marketed that way at least, but that’s why I’m not completely convinced.  So while I won’t spend a bunch of money to buy pollen in pill form, it does make perfect sense to add it to some soap.  Why not? 

The picture above is proof that bees visited the sunflowers that provided the pollen, but it still isn’t considered bee pollen.  Bee pollen is taken straight from the bees.  It’s the pollen that sticks to their bodies as they fly from flower to flower.  Although it does seem rather unlikely that a few particals from the bees aren’t mixed in. 

Flower pollen is also bottled and sold, albeit to a lesser degree.  The only information I could find on either one that didn’t appear to be an advertisement was on WebMD.  While the article states, “Bee pollen contains vitamins, minerals, carbohydrates, lipids, and protein,” it also says, after listing a series of product claims, “At this point, medical research has not shown that bee pollen is effective for any of these health concerns.” 

Good thing the fluorescent lemon color is enough for me.  It’s absolutely brilliant.  And the only other additive in the soap is something the bees were sure to have had a hand in – honey, and to be more specific, Sarasota raw and unfiltered honey from My Sweetest Honey off of Fruitville Road.  I bought my bottle at the Phillippi Farmhouse Market; it reads, “No heat, filtering or processing is ever used.  This is done in order to preserve its natural antioxidants, pollens, enzymes and flavor.”  Once again, I’m pleased with my ingredients and results.  Now let’s hope that lasts.  Remember my pretty, purple Amaryllis soap?

It faded to brown.

I have no idea what happened.  It was purple one day, brown the next.  Weird, but that’s how experiments go.  Now it’s on to the next bar; luckily, I just came across a recipe for rose water…

Hope Grows Day: Amaryllis

In my first ever Hope Grows Day blog post, I was looking forward to the big, red, flashy blooms of my amaryllis bulbs…and was not disappointed.  

Reaching full bloom is quite a process.  I posted Part One of this post on March 10 when the shoots first appeared.  Full bloom didn’t happen until March 23.  It’s a bit like watching the wings of a butterfly unfurl from a chrysalis; one by one, up to five individual buds blossom from each small shoot.

It’s been a two-week amaryllis fest around here.  The flowers are outside, inside, by themselves, and mixed in bouquets.  I’ve brought them to friends; a recycled wine bottle makes the perfect vase.  And I even stirred the dye from the petals into a bar of soap.   

The soap worked out better than anticipated, although there were a few small snafus along the way.  It was originally planned to be an Amaryllis-Aloe bar, but the aloe wouldn’t mix into the glycerin.  I added a few drops of essential oil and went with Lavender-Amaryllis instead.  The amaryllis dye was collected over a few days.  As the petals wilt, the dye is released.  I got a few drops straight from the petals and a few from scraping the table where they had already dripped.  I kept the bottle of dye in the refrigerator until needed. 

In the past, my experiments with natural colors have returned lackluster results.  Red pomegranate juice turned the glycerin gray, and pink rose petals turned it brown.  My expectations were extremely low.  But as I poured the mix into the mold, it looked like there was a deep red tint.  The possibility made me impatient in the dark kitchen and leads me to this very important soap making tip: don’t move the molds until the soap is set.  My need for better light is what created all the little bubbles.  Still, I’m pleased with the outcome.  It’s certainly not red, but the purple is nice.     

To get in on Hope Grows Day, visit Sweet Bean Gardening.  

My Obsession with Joseph’s Coat

I’ve been obsessed with my Joseph’s Coat roses all week.  Both plants are blooming – the original and its clone.  The clone is the only rooted rose to survive my mad gardener efforts.  This is its third bloom.

Unlike most roses that are grafted onto a stocky base, this one is a cutting grown straight in soil, so it’s a little scrawny.  I used a rooting hormone to get it started, and now it blooms once a year – one blossom.  The original has blooms to spare.  I paired two with red salvia yesterday for a quick hostess bouquet.   

After smelling, cutting, touching, and staring at the Joseph’s coat all week, my last obsession came to mind – soap-making!  The petals are soft and colorful with a beautiful scent – perfect.  I promptly plucked a handful and tossed them in my food processor. 

But they weren’t chopping.  As you can see in the photo, the petals were being scratched more than cut.  I popped four Vitamin E pills with a pin, squeezed the contents over the petals, and with a few quick pulses, had rose pesto.

I wanted to eat it, it looked so good in the processor.  Unfortunately, the color faded fast in the hot glycerin.

The lime rind in the coconut-lime soap tinted the glycerin a yellowish-green, so I assumed the rose petals would tint the soap pink or even a grayish-purple.  The latter was the disappointing result of mixing in the juice from a couple pomegranate seeds.  I’m hoping the dye from my Amaryllis will produce better results when they bloom in April.  Until then, the green will do.  The soap turned out nice.  I supplemented the fragrance with rose water; it’s a very light scent.  

These are my mold supplies – very economical but check for imprints.  One of my soap bars reads 997D4T with a recycle symbol.       

Lettuce Bouquet

The Bibb lettuce is so beautiful right now.  The layers are full; the leaves are crisp.  It made a hearty Caesar salad last night.  Not as crunchy as Romaine, I mixed in a grated carrot to add texture and some rotisserie chicken to add protein.  It had it all; it was fast, easy, healthy, and delicious.  But before I was eating the lettuce, I was admiring it.

Cover the roots with ribbon and voila – bridal bouquet!  I am engaged, and it would be fitting…you never know.  And it turns out I’m not that crazy after all.  A quick Google search on lettuce bridal bouquets returned a fantastic blog post from Des Moines Wedding Savvy called Unexpected Bridal Bouquets.  There are gorgeous bouquets made of not only lettuce but artichokes, apples, succulents, jewelry, and paper.  The paper bouquet has me inspired…my no-water arrangements may need an upgrade.

These were made with construction paper, color cards from the paint department at Home Depot, a glossy mailer from the Ringling Museum, and buttons.  Skewers serve as stems, and Goop keeps them together.   

The flower was made with tiny red leaves and one silver button.  After both were set in the spoon, I poured a high gloss finish over the top just until the spoon was full.  No green thumb required!   

Three Things to Do with Lime Zest

Both sweet and tart, the flavor and scent of limes will liven up anything from food to cleansers.  I absolutely love limes and use them often when cooking, even more so than lemons.  Black beans used to be at the top of my list of least favorite foods but when drenched in lime juice, they’re actually enjoyable every once in a while.  Many of my chicken, fish and shrimp dishes end up with lime too.  But don’t waste your limes using only their juice.  Here are three things you can do with the lime’s zest…

1. Make Coconut-Lime Soap

This is so easy.  Spray soap molds with vegetable oil.  Molds can be bought at a craft store or found in your recycling bin.  Anything plastic will do – yogurt cup, butter tub, whatever works.  Melt 1 cup of glycerin in the microwave, checking every 30 seconds to prevent boiling.  Once melted, skim the foam off the top and then…you put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up…Not really but that is how I came up with the idea during my soap-making rampage over Christmas.  I pulled a bottle of coconut extract from the cabinet and thought what goes with this?  Next thing I know, I’m bobbing my head…put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.  Back to the soap…mix in 1 teaspoon of lime zest and 4-5 drops of coconut essential oil into the melted glycerin; add a few extra drops if you’re using coconut extract.  Pour into the molds, and spray the top with rubbing alcohol.  The alcohol isn’t mandatory, but it will prevent bubbles from forming on the top.     

2. Make Lime-Ricotta Pancakes

The lime zest injects an unexpected zip, and the ricotta adds richness to this sometimes boring breakfast standard.  This is the original recipe from Epicurious | March 2009:

3 cups pancake batter (such as Aunt Jemima frozen batter, thawed, or scratch batter)
Zest of 2 lemons, 2 limes, or 1 orange
2/3 cup fresh whole-milk ricotta cheese
Peanut oil for the griddle
Butter for the griddle and for serving
Warm Grade B maple syrup for serving

Stir the pancake batter and citrus zest together in a bowl. Ever so gently fold in the ricotta cheese, taking care not to destroy its texture. Prepare the griddle. Drop the pancake batter on the griddle according to the instructions and cook for 2 to 3 minutes, until bubbles appear on almost the entire surface of the pancakes. Turn and very gently tap the pancakes with a metal spatula to make them uniform in thickness. Cook until the second side is golden, about 2 minutes, and serve A-side up.

I made my batter from scratch but halved the recipe because it was just John and me.  A bonus to this is that I only had to use the egg white as opposed to the whole egg.  I also didn’t have fresh whole-milk ricotta or peanut oil, so I substituted half-skim Sargento ricotta and whipped butter.  The pancakes were devine and made that much better by their healthful twist.  Pancakes are typically a low-protein, high-carb breakfast, but the ricotta pumps up the protein by 20 grams.  Top them with pure maple syrup and the pancakes feel like more of an indulgence than they actually are. 

3. Use the zest as an air freshener

Place the zest in a small dish or add it to a simmering spice pot.  To be honest, I don’t do either.  But anytime there’s a funky smell lingering in the kitchen, I crush a lime in the garbage disposal…works like a sweet-smelling charm!

And just because you know I love odd historical tidbits about food, here’s one I found about limes on whfoods.com:

Limes made their way to the New World with Columbus on his second voyage in 1493, and were subsequently planted in many Caribbean countries whose hot, humid climates supported the cultivation of this fruit. Centuries later, British explorers and traders, who were readily using the vitamin C-rich limes that grew in their West Indies colonies to prevent scurvy, earned the nickname “limey,” a word that is often still used colloquially for persons of British descent.

Quick and Easy Homemade Christmas Gifts

It’s 4:30; dinner is at 6:00; I just finished crafting…phew! A quick blog post and then it’s right to the shower for me. Here are my top three homemade, quick, easy, and cheap Christmas gifts…

  • Crazy Crayons – Peel and chop your old crayons into psychedelic jumbo crayons.  Bake them at a low temperature (150 – 170 degrees) for about 20 minutes.  Use non-stick muffin tins, and they’ll pop right out when fully cooled.

Before:

After:

  • Personalized T-Shirts – Supplies can be bought at any craft store (Michael’s, Joann’s) for under $15.  My youngest brother is a huge Taylor Swift fan.  He proclaims to be her future husband, so this seemed fitting.

  • Treat boxes – Fill them with anything you can make or bake. 

These are Martha Stewart compartment treat boxes filled with pantry soaps

Peanut butter and banana dog biscuits…

Speclatz…

Combine 4 cups flour, 2 cups sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, the rind of 1 lemon, and 1 teaspoon baking powder.  Cut in 1/2 lb. whipped sweet unsalted butter, then add 3 eggs.  Mix thoroughly and refrigerate overnight.  Let stand 1 hour, roll thin, cut cookies, and bake 350F 10-12 min.  Thanks Grandma for this delicious German family recipe!  Merry Christmas!

Free Christmas Cards

My manic crafting led to an overage of Christmas cards.  And with only 10 days left until Christmas, I’m feeling the season!  Email your name and mailing address to lettuceshare@comcast.net by this Sunday at 12am EST to receive a free handmade Christmas card with envelope.  I’ll be mailing the cards Monday morning, so USPS willing, your card will arrive with time to spare before Christmas.  Ho ho ho!

Edison’s Christmas Ornaments

Although they’re called the Edison and Ford Winter Estates, Thomas Edison was the first of the two to settle in Fort Myers and the estates showcase more of his life than Ford’s.  Two of the three houses are Edison’s, and visitors can also tour his research lab.  Aptly, the Christmas decorations not only celebrate the surrounding landscape but also Edison’s inventiveness.

At $20 a piece, the picture is my souvenir.  I’ll wait for a light bulb to blow around here and make my own.  A small drill bit will poke through the top of the bulb, and a lightweight wire hanger can serve as the hook.  I love how the beads are worked in.  They keep the wire in place but also add some finishing flair.  The garland was finished with citrus and equally charming.

There were lots of natural ornaments on display too…

White Angel’s Trumpet- Brugmansia x candida – Peru

Cluster Fig – Ficus racemosa - Asia

Nagami Kumquat – Fortunella margarita - China

Limequat – Lime x kumquat - China

    

Christmas Wreath – Round Two: Ligustrum

The Jasmine wreath lasted less than 12-hours.  Hopefully the Ligustrum will have a longer run.  With the addition of fake Holly berries, this wreath has a more traditional feel.  But the smell is completely the opposite.  In candle terms, trade pine for fresh linen.  There were only two blooms between the two bushes because the Ligustrum normally blooms around May, but those tiny buds pack a punch. 

The smell is clean and fresh as soon as you approach the door.  If it keeps, it’ll work out well when I’m feeling lazy throughout the holidays.  The first impression scent of Ligustrum will trigger tidy thoughts and visitors will just naturally assume I cleaned the house…just don’t look down at the dog.